Michiko Won't Do (EDH / Commander)

Have you ever wondered "what if this game never ends ?"

WELL WONDER NO MORE ! With this abominable deck helmed by Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker, the game will drag on for as long as you need.

This lovely deck includes every horrible piece of stax I could think of to slow down your opponents. Want them to pay more for every spell they cast ? I got you. More for attacking you ? I got you. More for searching their library ? I got you.

But wait, there's more. Hokori Dust Drinker is here to ensure nobody gets to untap more than a land each turn (yeah he is cheaper than a winter orb) Magus of the moat thwarts every non flying creature, Myrel, Shield of Argive ensures you play serenely during your turns !

Want to make sure nobody plays except you ? Well with Drannith Magistrate and Omen Machine / Mask of Uba, you can now forbid your opponents from drawing cards ! No more pesky topdecks to stop your madness, no more annoying commanders. EXCEPT YOURS !

Of course you must make a good use of the protection included to make sure your stax pieces stay on the board, but you can also bring some of them back with the Graveyard Love section. Don't forget to also fuck up your opponent's graveyards when given the opportunity.

But wait, the deck does not really includes normal ways to win, unless you are willing to beat down your opponents with a bunch of not very impressive flying creatures. So how do you win ? Simple : you either cast Approach of the Second Sun once your board is abominably staxy, then wait seven turns to cast it again, or play Felidar Sovereign and WAIT. Just make sure you make it hard enough to interact so that those wincons will happen.

Alternatively you can just see if everyone is so tired they will just concede.

And remember : If nobody is having fun, everybody is having fun* !

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