"Because spamming sign in blood is funny" (Modern)

Possible T4 win, I'm to lazy to explain but it involves having a bunch of lightning bolt, bump in the night and or teach by example/galvanic iteration. Additionally this deck can last long drawn out games with the sideboarded elixir of immortality, ral, storm conduit, melek, izzet paragon, and ugin, the ineffable (as well as the flashbacks). The two cards sideboarded are there for specific decks my friend threatened to use to "beat this", one of which is mill, hence the elixir of immortality to be able to puke up those annoying spells, and the other is an absolute dick move, having an artifact give you hexprrof which is why abrade is in here, however its definitely usable since you can swap it for go for the throat for creature removal up to 6/6 if copied! The only reason I have sign in blood is because I thought spamming copies of sign in blood on my friend was funny asf. so feel free to reiterate (funny how that's a copy spell :3) that (and because you may nee to draw). The rest are necessary however there are definitely better options, but due to me being broke and annoying I ended up with this.

Thanks for listening to my rant-