Picnic (Golgari Squirrel, Artifact Infinite Turns) (Modern) [Revisão 20]

I smashed my First World Problems engine into this squirrel deck and now it works REALLY well; amazing synergy
This deck is broken and flexible, though it really doesn't look like it at first.
Witch's Oven and Cauldron familiar are the main food engine, but Gilded Goose, Cauldron Familiar and Ravenous Squirrel also provide the same role. We want a couple of 1 drop spells in the first hand so that we can get our food production beginning asap, then play Academy Manufactor when able, turn Food production into Clues and Treasures and then with Chatterfang, Squirrel General, turn all of those tokens we're producing every turn into Squirrel tokens. Buff them up with Chitterspitter for an army of very big, hungry squirrels!
Tamiyo's Journal is just broken in this deck, and can provide whatever card you need most.

I bought the cards for it, and will be able to playtest it soon against a wider variety of decks. Polishing

Imagine: You're just living your best life in the woods next to a lovely swamp, putting together a picnic, when some ruffian shows up to steal the food. How do you respond? Bribing your friends with food to take care of it for you, of course! Just watch out for that one with the snake in its mouth. He's the worst

Do you remember that scene from Shrek 2 when Snow White helped the princesses invade the castle? That's how this deck plays - it's a bit slow to start, and looks really innocent at first, until it pops off and goes out of control disgustingly fast. Working on survivability from wipes, etc., otherwise complete.

*Considering adding in Eliminate the Competition and Fain, the Broker if I decide that Modern legal isn't worth it for some reason.
**Time Sieve doesn't need a splash because Treasure tokens are any color (I always think they're colorless for some reason)

4 copies are the cards I want in my beginning hand, + 3 lands, ideally.
3 copies are the cards I want to draw immediately after
2 copies are the cards I need mid-late game
1 copy are the cards I want, but have found that I can't have in my hand until I actually need them.

Please feel free to try it yourself - it's a lot of fun to watch and play, and I could use the feedback!
Absolutely my favorite deck