Strategy 1: The Boys

Let's just play big boys until the opponent explodes.

Brothers Yamazaki

Bro.

Baru, Fist of Krosa

Gets funky when you grandeur with Paleoloth in play. Consider playing more copies or finding ways to tutor them up. Green is good at that.

Tarox Bladewing

Haha shmol dwagon go 3 2 / 3 1 F L Y I N G H A S T E

Gathering Said Boys

Four copies of Pack Hunt unite the brothers for ultraviolence or for fine dining (do not read the flavor text of Tarox Bladewing; 99 out of 100 grown men will cry (no fake)).

Garruk is like the Father Yamazaki, but he is more like my father because he is absent from the deck and metaphorically my life, so we play Garruk's Uprising instead.

Delina, Wild Mage is like the Sister Yamazaki except she poops out her brothers like a Mother Yamazaki; sweet home Alabama? Godd@mnit Japan? Whatever p!sses people off the most.

Strategy 2: Crashing Footfalls

The Yamazaki family also pursued unsavory advances on rhinos; they are weird like that. They had twins, José and Shenequa, and either the bestiality or pressing concern of incest made them susceptible to Violent Outburst. Pretty neat.

Strategy 3: Generous Ent

Wait what why are there trees-

Sideboard

Idk, life gain for stalling? Try Gnaw to the Bone or something, idk.
Play Leyline of Lifeforce if you want to autoban blue. Don't feel bad. They deserve it.
It is hard to protect the succulent men while guaranteeing VIolent Outburst hits José and Shenequa, so consider something like Ricochet Trap. Also because BLUE IS SHI-

Sorry guys, absolutely cranked on Benadryl right now. What was I saying?