Living here sucks (Casual)

The story:

One day, there was a small town. A pleasant town. Some unsavoury characters lived here, but they were harmless enough since the bossman and townspeople would keep them in line with torches and pitchforks if need be. A few cats went missing, but that was all. But then, shit. Some vampires show up. Wouldn't you know it? Anyways, these vampires come in and fill the heads of these already bat-shit crazy motherfuckers with even more bullshit about eternal torment and the seventh circle of hell and whaddya know? They liked it.

So, long story short, now they've hypnotized the mayor or some shit and they've got him churning out babies like crazy, cause I guess, I dunno, baby souls taste the best? Oh yeah, I forgot to mention those insane assholes I mentioned earlier opened a portal to hell in the town square.

That went pretty much how you would expect, I'm not going to go into details because my therapist said I shouldnt talk about it anymore with my PTSD and all. Anyways, once they stopped killing everything they saw, the damn things calmed down a bit. The king demon, or whatever the fuck he is, was sitting on this heap of bones he had thrown together making these weird noises, like a dog that's eaten too much pepper. It was fucking weird. But every time someone would die near him, he would HAVE to kill someone. It was like some sort of mental illness, like tourettes or something. He had this look of panic on what you might call a face until he killed someone. Anyways, since then, they've penned us all into the town square like animals. And one of the smaller demons plucks one of us out every once in a while, does this sort of bone shredder move, doesn't even eat us after, just throws what's left of the corpse back in. Can you believe that shit? We're all pissing and shitting in here anyways, it's not like it's unsanitary enough already. Well, that's pretty much everything. Oh, wait, I didn't mention the most fucked up part. There was some bum passing through, but I think those satanists enslaved his soul or some shit, cause they keep pulling his fucking arms and legs off but he won't stay dead. There's a lot of blood that comes out, and what looks like his ghost, and then another demon.

Send help.