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Bleeding Ears for Everyone! (Standard)

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What's the best common in DTK? You guessed it: Impact Tremors!

LELZJK EETS ACSHUALLY Misthoof Kirin.

Seriously though, if you were to pick any common in DTK to smack down on an opponent and actually have them say "Oh crap", it would be Impact Tremors.

Of course this is going to be tokens, why wouldn't it be?

THE GENERATORS

Elspeth, Sun's Champion

A win-con in and of herself. Constant token producers, big creature destruction, AND a buff that gives your tokens insane advantages. But, you know, TOKENS!!!

Monastery Mentor

With so many sorceries and instants, this guy is gonna come in REEEEALLL handy. Only 2 though, budget issues.

Hordeling Outburst

The simplest token maker in the game now (well, other than Dragon Fodder of course). Three little 1/1 dudes = big damage output. It's a win/win!

Launch the Fleet

OHH YAAAAAAA, super cheap token makers because of other tokens! BOOYAH.

Dragon Fodder

An even cheaper means of tokens! Coolio broski, coolio.

Secure the Wastes

With DTK came this little toy right here. LORD HOLY IS THIS AWESOME OR WHAT!?

Raise the Alarm

...... You know what, this is pretty self-explanatory after this, I'll just continue.

THE DAMAGE DEALERS

Impact Tremors

The actual win-con! It's like a little mini Purphoros! Speaking of which...

Purphoros, God of the Forge

Even MORE damage! In one go, with Hordeling Outburst + Impact Tremors + Purphoros, God of the Forge , you could deal 9 damage with 3 mana! BOOYAH.

Outpost Siege

This is where it gets fun. Not only are you dealing a poop ton of damage based on your tokens entering the battlefield, GUESS WHAT? When they die, they lose health too! This is fantastic in a sideboard match-up, as they will want to side in stuff like Drown in Sorrow amd Virulent Plague. Of course, it won't matter, because you're still taking a ton of damage. BOOSH!

OTHER STUFF

Roast

SCREW YOU SIEGE RHINO.

Well, that's about it. I don't want to go TOO crazy, because then I would end up having about 75 cards in here rather than 60 (and we all know where that gets us). The sideboard is mainly for more removal (meaning aggro, midrange and the like). Have fun!

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This deck does not appear to be legal in Standard (Season from Sep 2021).

Problems: Not legal in this format: Temple of Triumph, Impact Tremors, Outpost Siege, Purphoros, God of the Forge, Collateral Damage, Raise the Alarm, Secure the Wastes, Dragon Fodder, Hordeling Outburst, Launch the Fleet, Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Arc Lightning, End Hostilities, Erase, Radiant Purge, Roast.

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