Nicol Bolas's Bizarre Adventure (EDH / Commander)

Goal: Fuck the Draw Step and all Draws.
List of things that fuck it all up, from best to worse (Worse as in actually bad towards fucking it up, you'll see).

• Shared Fate: Great card, great power. A popular idea with this card alone is run dogshit and let your opponent cry. But not in this one. Here, you are going corrupt your enemies by giving them a glimpse of your power, while stealing their answers. Note: Destroying the enchantment exiles all cards exiled by Shared Fate, and any blink effects will do the same. They are face down, so while you can't see what you loss, your opponent won't know his best cards are gone.
  -Prosperity: XU and makes everyone suffer. The more draw triggers, the longer each player has to sit through. Best used with Zur.
  -Jace: Prosperity on a pseudo-stick. Make everyone draw 20, don't be selfish. Everyone deserves to suffer together.
  -Pull from Tomorrow: Is nice, but doesn't make everyone suffer.
  -Dark Deal: Because when you Jace/Prosperity, orgasmic if you can do both together, thats potentially 40 cards discarded and 39 more drawn, which in Commander, 79 things that went through your hand. That's also 40 Waste not triggers.
  -Zur's Weirding: Ever thought "Man i'd love to see fucking 316 triggers of Zur in a four person pod"? Well if you jace/prosperity + Dark deal, you can! The card deals 2 damage to players who say no to a drawn card, which is revealed to everyone. Each trigger has to be done independently, as the players have to fairly think about what cards they want to say no to. And no, you can't just say no and die from it. You stop at 1 or 2 life.
  -Omen Machine: Great card, terrible for card draw, great for fucking the draw step. Completely floors the game as the only way of getting cards from the library is through searching/ top decking.

Now, just because these cards have amazing synergies with each other, doesn't mean they are bad alone. See each card as an opportunity to fuckt he game up, and all further cards as simple stepping stones towards ROYALLY fucking the game up. No one card is a wrong answer. They are all great answers for your goal.

And most importantly my friends, your goal isn't to win. Your goal is to make your enemy lose, emotionally, board stately, and spiritually. If you see physical tears rolling down your friends face, you know you've won.