Azor the FUNbringer (EDH / Commander)

0. tl;dr
   Here we have classic Azzorious STAX Control. Since it's impossible to control a whole table by countering every spell they play we don't even let them cast any. Or at least make the spells they cast cost more so we don't have that much stuff to do.

1. Should I play this deck?
   You should play this deck if

   • You like being the most loved person at the table
   • Your playgroup doesn't care if games go.. a little longer
   • You like being the police at the table
   • You like the wincon "all opponents scooping"

You should not play this deck if

• Your playgroup is pretty aggro (You can't beat multiple fast decks at once)
• You actually care about your life (some opponents might get upset about some cards in this deck)
• You like fast decks

2. What does this deck do?
   This deck basically only answers questions or prevent them from being asked. You deploy your stax pieces and use your counters to protect them. Since most of the stax pieces are creatures you can sneek combat dmg in whenever possible. Your commander is the best hitter in the deck. Once he carries a sword (or gets buffed by elesh norn), he only needs three hits to knock someone out.

3. Wincons
   The only wincon is combat dmg. Your heavy hitters are:

   • Azor
   • Luminarch Ascension
   • Avacyn
   • Elesh norn

4. Possible Deck changes
   Depending on your playgroup you may need to make this deck faster in order not to get killed turn 3. Sidenote: Fast means fast combo, against fast aggro it's difficult. To make the deck faster/better against combo you have to lower the average cmc of the deck and include more stax pieces: Rest in Piece, Rule of Law, Thalia, Guardian of Thraben etc. Since these cards do more or less counter your own deck they are not included here but you will need them against fast decks. Depending on your local meta also cards like Flusterstorm, Spell Pierce, Negate, Leyline of Sanctity and other modern/Legacy Staples can be fine inclusions. Always keep in mind: With this deck it's not about winning, it's about not dying.