Copy of: KFC, Kozilek Fun Colorlessness (EDH / Commander)

"But IzzetBoi this is not Izzet Premium Content, we didnt sign up for this!" I already can ear my two to three followers complaining about this brew. C'mon man, u see this trainwreck of a collection and ur complaint is about this?
Whatever, straight to the point. We're going Voltron with this big cosmic horror Boi. Nobody expects Menace when blocking this fat Eldrazi, because nobody cares to read it when they see draw on cast and counter by discard(both of which are actually pretty relevant too, for extra protection and being ultra annoing with ur oppos). So, gear the noodle monster up and smash faces. Vigilange, trample, unblockable we take everything we can manage. Forget spellslinging this time, colorless doesnt roll that way, but we have some tricks not of this world(pls kill me at the adress that follows: *****). "But IzzetBoi..." Yes my dear reader "How can we be hated the most by the table this time?" Oh well I'm glad u asked, but if u'r not blind we're playing Eldrazi, so we're by default. Annihilator by the way. That's how we do it this time.
As per usual the others big bad space monster are too expensive, so none of them are here<3