Overview

Basically we are swinging humongous fuckers to kill. I have added a little of everything to give you sweet tastes of different style, but for the most part this is large men coming in and killing. Godzilla (Zilortha) is the commander, which isn't super optimal but it is funny, and there are good uses for his ability in here. I have made this so it will work without him, but you can always pull him out for a funny time and use him alone to win some games.

First and Foremost, Ramp

This deck has green, and the creatures are huge, this means you need lots of mana to do what you wanna do. To enable this, several cards are put in here to give you land advantage, which is the best way to make mana in MtG. You have:

• Rampant Growth
• Kodama's Reach
• Cultivate
• Farseek
• Nissa, Who Shakes the World
• Sakura-Tribe Elder

to help with this. And there are also several creatures and artifacts that will produce you mana, like Llanowar Elves and Sol Ring (staples of almost every deck). Basically, these cards are good to hold onto early, as an early mana advantage is about as OP as it gets. Having a couple in your opening hand is very fucking good. Except for Nissa, since she costs a shitload. Worldly Tutor can also be thought of in some of the same way, but this is really just picking what you want so you can draw it later, aka tutoring.

Advantage 2: Drawing

Card draw makes a man horny, so there is a shit tom of it within. Having more cards means you can last longer and have more answers, and green has hella draw so might as well abuse it. Things like:

• Colossal Majesty
• Guardian Project
• Garruk's Uprising
• Garruk, Caller of Beasts
• Return of the Wildspeaker
• Beast Whisperer

are gonna pop off in this regard. Mainly these enchantments are gonna stick around and give you max value turn after turn as you play big creatures, and Garruk himself is gonna do more than just that.

Cheating

In MtG, cheating just means doing things without properly paying. For Large Problems like you have here, that is sometimes super pivotal. That's why I put in:

• Garruk, Caller of Beasts (told ya he was nuts. all of his abilities are bonkers)
• Elvish Piper
• Ghalta, Primal Hunger (can come in for about free if you have someone big out already, but this guy is almost a wincon in and of himself. Cheating him out is like a stomp knee)

to help with this. You should have the mana to play your cards, but it never hurts to have more than you need in resources.

Gameplan

Okay. This is gonna be multifaceted, as every good deck should have more than one win con, but like I said, mainly just swing large fellow. The biggest way you can win doing this is by making a guy massive and then swinging him in a scenario where he can't be dealt with. There is a lot of buff cards in here, and a lot of different routes, but some of the best ones are:

• Xenagos, God of Revels (This guy is a good commander, basically doubles the attack of your guys. Win condition)
• Berserk
• Unleash Fury
• Overwhelming Stampede

These cards will give you massive attack boosts that work to basically eliminate someone then and there. There are other creatures that give smaller buffs throughout the deck, but these are massive leap cards, and can be used together. You also have a couple good artifacts that you can slap on your big guys:

• Mage Slayer and O-Naginata (Artifacts you can equip onto creatures, including Gojira. The effects are going to be pretty big especially with Mage Slayer)
• Blanchwood Armor

Creatures

This is a creature deck where every card is valuable, but some are better than others for most scenarios. Seems late to talk about this part but this is really situational and sometimes you will have a combo that makes a creature better than it was before. Some of your big targets here are:

• Xenagos, God of Revels (been over this)
• Phytotitan (If Godzilla is in play this thing is big)
• Panglacial Wurm (same as Phytotitan. These guys are huge and if you can buff them its pretty good.)
• Siege Behemoth
• Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• Combat Celebrant (Extra combat steps means you can just fucking demolish. Again, another win condition)
• Rampaging Baloths
• Ruric Thar, the Unbowed (Big man AND he incentivizes people to leave you alone and be wary.)

but as a whole, the creatures here all a serve a purpose that wouldn't be fun to just spell out plainly. These cards above do different things, but they can all be seen as priority targets for the sole fact that for the most part they can swing the game to your side. There are good ones I didn't name, but if you check the cards out you'll be able to tell when it seems pretty good.

Potential Funny

Like I said, sometimes shit can work even when it shouldn't, but sometimes shit is just good and always works.

• Xenagos, God of Revels is good with any creature in the deck, He makes everything better, so having him is great. Specifically, he makes Malignus insanely strong, because Malignus has attack equal to highest life cut in half. Xenagos doubles that attack, meaning if you can land it, one attack from Malginus can kill someone regardless of life totals. Malignus is also going to be very good with Chandra's Ignition since it can just explode the whole board, and Fling does something similar. Malignus is good if you can one shot or blow him up.
• Neyith of the Dire Hunt gives you another giga pump on any of your creatures, and is good card to force someone to organically sack their creatures, if you happen to be against another creature deck.

Protect Yourself

Big Guys is fun and all, but fuckers like Steven and Ryan will have dark technology at work, and to combat this we have to stay sharp. That's why I put in good shit to keep your guys safe:

• Lightning Greaves
• Swiftfoot Boots
• Rhythm of the Wild
• Bear Umbra
• Beast Within
• Chaos Warp
• Heroic Intervention
• Krosan Grip
• Chandra's Ignition
• Reclamation Sage
• Eternal Witness
• Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger

All of these cards do some different things. Some get rid of threats, and some keep your threats alive and generally make the game harder for your opponents. An important thing about decks like these is that almost all of your creatures can be seen as a threat in some way. This deck is not overpowered at all, but it has real beaters and when you lay one down, people are going to respond. The idea is to protect what you can, but ultimately you'll always be faced with getting your board wiped or your commander killed. The important thing is to have good backups available and have the resources to come back after those blows. This deck takes off sort of near the midgame given the mana curve, but advantages can be started at any point. I labeled a lot of the good cards, but the most fun thing about magic is using everything you have to win, so not having all of these cards get played every game doesn't matter much. the win conditions are broad enough so that, as long as you have mana, you should be able to have a presence is almost any game, and for sure always have some kind of chance to win.