The Loxobot Quest (Ultra Budget) (Modern)

A combination of Jim Davis's "Loxobots" Seth's (probably better known as SaffronOlive's) "Monumental Quest". The result is a budget meme that is very linear, very high in variance, and very satisfying when it works.

The plan starts with spewing out a bunch of creatures as fast as possible (realistically everything should be played by turn 2, turn 3 latest. From there, either sacrifice your quest for the holy relic you played turn 1 to get a powerful equipment, or convoke a venerated loxodon for both a big body and to bolster up your team. If you don't one of these in your opening (or at least 1-2 signal pests), mulligan or serum powder your hand away. Then attack until the game is over. Simple as that.

For the ultra budget version, don't buy the sideboard (which is barely necessary in this glass cannon nonsense of a deck). For the non-budget version, read the comments on the cards.

I really would love help with this deck. I have a feeling that the deck is 1 or 2 card choices away from being a legitimate budget deck. If you think you know what these cards could be, comment, comment, comment!