Support Fun Deck - Plainchase Commander (EDH / Commander)

This deck is not supposed to win.

It's a fun-deck to support the table and create weird effects for everybody, like in Plainchase.

The commander Golos, Tireless Pilgrim is banned by now. So if your table doesn't agree with him, just take another 5-color-commander. He's not important. He just has a nice effect to create even more stuff, which will be your fun things and it's eventually in the favor of all players, that you use it.

How to play:

Announce to be a support player who adds funny effects to the table, with no intend to win the game or attack "opponents", since for you nobody is an opponent. You just play along the game, with the aim to spice everything up.

Play things from the "Fun cards for everyone" section.

Whenever a player attacks you anyway, regardless of your good intents to be a really nice guy, who just wants to help and cheer everything up, wreck them with curses.
Keep track of how many time the individual players do attack you, by marking them with a curse counter (or whatever you seem fit to track their misery) for every instance of attack.
Then, whenever you can, play a curse on that player, remove a counter from that player and repeat until there are no counters left. The debt is paid.

Time to play "Fun cards for everyone" again.

Finally lose against the last surviving player. Your work is done.